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WARNING! Do Not Touch My Drum Kit - Mens - Tshirt - Small to 5XL

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WARNING! Do Not Touch My Drum Kit

Don_??t even think about it!

Nothing_??s sacred to some people, and they need to be told. Because it_??s only fair they_??re warned before you ram your sticks down their throat - and that_??s getting off lightly!

We_??ve heard it all, _??ah come on man I used to be in a band_?? or _??it_??s just hitting things with sticks ain_??t it?_?? well no, and no you can_??t touch the kit. Don_??t look at the kit, don't even think about it. Stop it.

Drummers are particular beasts. Ones who like things just so. So if they sit back down at the kit and the snare_??s off?_and the toms_?? are falling about like they_??ve had too many blows to the head then something_??s very, very wrong indeed.

It starts as an uncomfortable feeling in the stomach, things have been moved. You know straight away, but who? WHY?!

Then it rises, moving through confusion, panic, jealousy, anger and into rage before you notice the stick in your clenched fist has snapped.

BAM! You_??re ready to explode on the poor?_soul who had the nerve to touch your kit.

So get your greasy mitts away from those sticks bub or you_??ll be sitting on nothing but stool until it_??s surgically removed.?_

    • They can't say you didn't warn them wearing?_this drummer's T-shirt
    • Might help you in court (No promises!)
    • Also comes in red to really highlight the danger

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Gildan 2000 Men's T-Shirt
  • 100% Cotton Jersey
  • 6.0 oz
  • Preshrunk Jersey Knit
  • Taped neck and shoulders
Size Width Height Sleeve to Center Back
Small 18" 28" 15.63"
Medium 20" 29" 17"
Large 22" 30" 18.5"
X-Large 24" 31" 20"
2X-Large 26" 32" 21.5"
3X-Large 28" 33" 22.88"
4X-Large 30" 34" 24.25"
5X-Large 32" 35" 25.38"
Gildan 2000L Women's T-Shirt
  • 100% Cotton Jersey
  • 6.0 oz
  • Preshrunk Jersey Knit
  • Taped neck and shoulders
Size Width Height Sleeve to Center Back
X-Small 16" 23.5" 12.75"
Small 18" 25" 13.75
Medium 20" 26" 14.5
Large 22" 27" 15.5
X-Large 24" 28" 16.5
2X-Large 26" 29" 17.5
3X-Large 28" 30" 18.5
Gildan 18500 50/50 Heavy Blend Hoodie
  • 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Preshrunk
  • Pill-resistant air jet yarn
  • Sturdy double-lined needle stiching
  • Double-lined hood
  • 1x1 Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Pouch Pocket
  • Matching Drawstring
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
Size Width Height Sleeve to Center Back
Small 20" 26" 33"
Medium 22" 27" 34"
Large 24" 28" 35"
X-Large 26" 29" 36"
2X-Large 28" 30" 37"
3X-Large 30" 31" 38"
4X-Large 32" 32" 39"
5X-Large 34" 33" 40"
Gildan 2400 Long Sleeved T-Shirt
  • 100% Cotton Jersey
  • Pull On closure
  • Preshrunk Jersey Knit
  • Double-needle 7/8"
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Rib-knit cuffs and a double-needle bottom hem
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
Size Width Height
Small 18" 28"
Medium 20" 29"
Large 22" 30"
X-Large 24" 31"
2X-Large 26" 32"
3X-Large 28" 33"
4X-Large 30" 34"
5X-Large 32" 35"
Gildan 2200 Men's Tank Top
  • 100% Cotton Jersey
  • Preshrunk Jersey Knit
  • Banded Neck and Armholes
  • 6.0 oz
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
  • Double needle bottom hem
Size Width Height
Small 18" 28"
Medium 20" 29"
Large 22" 30"
X-Large 24" 31"
2X-Large 26" 32"
3X-Large 28" 33"
Gildan 3800 Polo Shirt
  • 100% Cotton Piqué
  • 6.5 oz
  • Preshrunk Piqué knit
  • Soft spun yarn
Size Width Height Sleeve to Center Back
Small 19" 28.5" 17.25"
Medium 21" 30" 18.75"
Large 23" 31" 20.25"
X-Large 25" 32" 21.75"
2X-Large 27" 33" 23.25"
3X-Large 29" 34" 24.75"

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