It was the day after Thanksgiving, and President Donald Trump was in his living room, flipping through the channels on TV. He happened to see a commercial for ugly Christmas sweaters, and something about them caught his eye.
I've always loved wearing ugly Christmas sweaters, Trump thought to himself. They're so cozy and uncomfortable at the same time.
He decided then and there that he would buy one for himself. The next day, he went online and ordered the ugliest sweater he could find. It arrived a few days later, and Trump couldn't wait to try it on.
As soon as he put it on, he knew he had made the right decision. It was hideous! But that was exactly why he loved it so much. Trump wore his new ugly Christmas sweater all throughout December, and everyone who saw him laughed their heads off.