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Evolution of the Guitarist

We bet Darwin didn’t see this coming.

Millions of years ago, a single-celled organism was floating around in the primordial ooze and pictured itself doing something awesome. Something all the other single-celled organisms would want to come and see, something that might help it get lucky.

Unfortunately, it had no brain, or hands. Fortunately, it reproduced by dividing itself in half.

If only it could see us today. We’re sure that little thing would be proud of how far we’ve come.

We’re all animals really, but from humble beginnings frolicking about in the primordial ooze, my how we’ve grown. From tiny barely conscious things up through emus, leopards, starfish, chimpanzees, manatees and killer bees (not necessarily in that order), and over millions of years we became humans.

But that doesn’t mean we’re finished, not by a long way. From the sea to the jungle to the city to the stage, and as we keep evolving and so do our tools.

Humanity is still changing as demonstrated by this handy graph that we’re assured is almost scientifically accurate; and here we see the next level: guitarists!

The guitar is for us the pinnacle of that process and the next step in becoming whatever we are to become.

We’re not even sure where we can go from here, in fact we're pretty happy where we are.

  • Celebrate humanity's potential
  • Show the distinction between guitarists and fellow, less evolved humans
  • Guide others on the path
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Men's T-Shirt
  • Gildan 2000
  • 100% Cotton Jersey
  • 6.0 oz
  • Preshrunk Jersey Knit
  • Taped neck and shoulders
Size Width Height Sleeve to Center Back
Small 18" 28" 15.63"
Medium 20" 29" 17"
Large 22" 30" 18.5"
X-Large 24" 31" 20"
2X-Large 26" 32" 21.5"
3X-Large 28" 33" 22.88"
4X-Large 30" 34" 24.25"
5X-Large 32" 35" 25.38"
Women's T-Shirt
  • Gildan 2000L
  • 100% Cotton Jersey
  • 6.0 oz
  • Preshrunk Jersey Knit
  • Taped neck and shoulders
Size Width Height Sleeve to Center Back
X-Small 16" 23.5" 12.75"
Small 18" 25" 13.75
Medium 20" 26" 14.5
Large 22" 27" 15.5
X-Large 24" 28" 16.5
2X-Large 26" 29" 17.5
3X-Large 28" 30" 18.5

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