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Evolution of the Guitarist - Mens - Tank - Small to 3XL

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Evolution of the Guitarist

We bet Darwin didn_??t see this coming.Millions of years ago, a single-celled organism was floating around in the primordial ooze and pictured itself doing something awesome. Something all the other single-celled organisms would want to come and see, something that might help it get lucky.Unfortunately, it had no brain, or hands. Fortunately, it reproduced by dividing itself in half.Cut to today and we_??re sure that little thing would be proud with how far we_??ve come.We_??re all animals really, but from humble beginnings frolicking about in the primordial ooze, my how we_??ve grown. From tiny barely conscious things up through monkeys, fish, lizards, cats, bats and rats (not necessarily in that order), over millions of years we became humans.That doesn_??t mean we_??re finished, not by a long way. Humanity is still evolving as demonstrated by this handy graph that we_??re assured is almost scientifically accurate; and here we see the next level:?_guitarists!From the sea to the jungle to the city to the stage, as we evolved so did our tools. The guitar is for us the pinnacle of that process and the next step in becoming whatever we are to become.We_??re not sure where we can go from here, we_??re not sure if we feel like going anywhere.
  • Celebrate humanities greatest triumph
  • Show the distinction between guitarists and fellow, less evolved humans
  • Guide others on the path
  • 100% cotton
  • Banded neck and armholes; Double-needle hem
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester, Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
  • Made by Gildan??

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Gildan 2000 Men's T-Shirt
  • 100% Cotton Jersey
  • 6.0 oz
  • Preshrunk Jersey Knit
  • Taped neck and shoulders
Size Width Height Sleeve to Center Back
Small 18" 28" 15.63"
Medium 20" 29" 17"
Large 22" 30" 18.5"
X-Large 24" 31" 20"
2X-Large 26" 32" 21.5"
3X-Large 28" 33" 22.88"
4X-Large 30" 34" 24.25"
5X-Large 32" 35" 25.38"
Gildan 2000L Women's T-Shirt
  • 100% Cotton Jersey
  • 6.0 oz
  • Preshrunk Jersey Knit
  • Taped neck and shoulders
Size Width Height Sleeve to Center Back
X-Small 16" 23.5" 12.75"
Small 18" 25" 13.75
Medium 20" 26" 14.5
Large 22" 27" 15.5
X-Large 24" 28" 16.5
2X-Large 26" 29" 17.5
3X-Large 28" 30" 18.5
Gildan 18500 50/50 Heavy Blend Hoodie
  • 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Preshrunk
  • Pill-resistant air jet yarn
  • Sturdy double-lined needle stiching
  • Double-lined hood
  • 1x1 Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Pouch Pocket
  • Matching Drawstring
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
Size Width Height Sleeve to Center Back
Small 20" 26" 33"
Medium 22" 27" 34"
Large 24" 28" 35"
X-Large 26" 29" 36"
2X-Large 28" 30" 37"
3X-Large 30" 31" 38"
4X-Large 32" 32" 39"
5X-Large 34" 33" 40"
Gildan 2400 Long Sleeved T-Shirt
  • 100% Cotton Jersey
  • Pull On closure
  • Preshrunk Jersey Knit
  • Double-needle 7/8"
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Rib-knit cuffs and a double-needle bottom hem
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
Size Width Height
Small 18" 28"
Medium 20" 29"
Large 22" 30"
X-Large 24" 31"
2X-Large 26" 32"
3X-Large 28" 33"
4X-Large 30" 34"
5X-Large 32" 35"
Gildan 2200 Men's Tank Top
  • 100% Cotton Jersey
  • Preshrunk Jersey Knit
  • Banded Neck and Armholes
  • 6.0 oz
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
  • Double needle bottom hem
Size Width Height
Small 18" 28"
Medium 20" 29"
Large 22" 30"
X-Large 24" 31"
2X-Large 26" 32"
3X-Large 28" 33"
Gildan 3800 Polo Shirt
  • 100% Cotton Piqué
  • 6.5 oz
  • Preshrunk Piqué knit
  • Soft spun yarn
Size Width Height Sleeve to Center Back
Small 19" 28.5" 17.25"
Medium 21" 30" 18.75"
Large 23" 31" 20.25"
X-Large 25" 32" 21.75"
2X-Large 27" 33" 23.25"
3X-Large 29" 34" 24.75"

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