Donald, dear, said Melania, walking into the living room where her husband was sitting in an oversized Christmas sweater. It was covered in snowflakes and reindeer, and it made him look like a big, unhappy baby.
What are you so mad about?
This sweater is hideous, muttered Donald. I hate it.
But you love wearing ugly Christmas sweaters, said Melania.
Donald grumbled something incoherent and turned away from his wife. She just laughed and sat down next to him on the couch. Together, they watched old holiday movies and sipped on hot chocolate until they both fell asleep.